Friday, August 12, 2005
FlyDay
Well I gotta tell you. My mood today is what I like to call “rocking in the free world”. I’m so happy that it’s Friday and that I have a whole weekend to do what I want to do. This week has been very difficult to get through and I’ve only been back from vacation for like 3 days. Ridiculous. But I’m planning on going out with some of my nearest and dearest tonight and then tomorrow I’m off to a pool party (hells if I’ll actually go in the pool). Then on Sunday I have brunch plans with some of my nearest and dearest again and then a whole nother week of work! FUCKING YEAH!
By the way…R U the Girl with Chilli and T-Boz? Just wondering.
Since this is basically turning into a diary of what I ate the night before, I must say that I’m super proud of what I cooked when I got home. I made myself a fatty fucking fatty salad and then had garlic bread and this pasta that I created. Cept I didn’t create it so much as throw a bunch of shit into it. Like broccoli and chicken and some crazy cheese that Paul bought. I added garlic and butter (low fat shit of course!) and after it was all done, I baked it up. It was unbelievably good. When I woke up at 3am to take a piss, I stopped by the fridge to have another bite. Pretty sick thing to do considering that I brushed my teeth and used my whitening strips before bed. But I just couldn’t resist!
I haven’t seen Paul since Tuesday afternoon when he left for work. He comes home and gets into bed after I’ve already gone to sleep, so the only time I see his face is when my alarm goes off in the morning. This morning he immediately sat up and said “How ARE you?” I grumbled something like “I’m good. I hate working.” He’s been working so much lately and I feel sorry for him. But mostly I feel sorry for myself cuz I have a zit on my back. What the F? Since when do I get zits on my hot back? I’m almost embarrassed. Considering that my ProActive regimen is working wonders for my face (Not ONE zit or pimple at all!), should I consider using it on my back? For some reason that makes me feel like a total scumbag. I mean, would P-Diddy use ProActive on his back? He’d probably just pour Cristal on it.
BTW…George Bush and all Republicans are ruining our country. (Love you Karol!)
When I was visiting my brother in Boston, he asked me a question that made me realize how immature I am with my drinking. He said “Other than vodka/Redbull, what is your favorite drink?” I replied “Does wine count?” Brother McMullen says “No, hard liquor only.” I replied “Red Bull/Vodka is all I like.” He rolled his eyes and I realized that I’m a stupid asshole when it comes to drinking. Shouldn’t I be trying new things? Like bourbon or even a Jack and Coke?
I’m sure there are bigger problems that I could tackle in my life, but I think increasing my alcohol awareness is clearly most important.
OOOH! Guess who I saw on the street the other day? Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake!
No. No, I didn’t.
I’m sorry, but I’m still totally enraptured with Ciara. I’m totally gay for her. I want to be her or fuck her or something. I don’t really know. All I do know is that every time I see her adorable little face, I smile and start going Ooooh, OOOOOH. Cuz my name is Ciara for all you fly fellas. You understand.
Remember when I said that I wanted to volunteer at a local gay organization? Well, I’m too busy now trying to see people that I haven’t seen. So if you’re an organization that needs some volunteers, just give me a minute. I’m busy getting drunk with all my friends.
Gotta go buy a bagel. Be right back!
Ok, back! Remember when we were little and we used to write that in letters? We always felt as though we had to let the person receiving the letter know that we left to go shower or make a phone call or something. Why DID we do that? Kids are weird.
Anyway, I just got a bagel and a 32oz vitamin water. It’s as big as my skull. And for some reason, Vitamin Waters always make me have to piss my face off. This huge sucker is going to have me pissing out of my eyes, my nose, and my ass. My dick’s on a break!
Have a good weekend everyone!
Jerk one for me.
Well I gotta tell you. My mood today is what I like to call “rocking in the free world”. I’m so happy that it’s Friday and that I have a whole weekend to do what I want to do. This week has been very difficult to get through and I’ve only been back from vacation for like 3 days. Ridiculous. But I’m planning on going out with some of my nearest and dearest tonight and then tomorrow I’m off to a pool party (hells if I’ll actually go in the pool). Then on Sunday I have brunch plans with some of my nearest and dearest again and then a whole nother week of work! FUCKING YEAH!
By the way…R U the Girl with Chilli and T-Boz? Just wondering.
Since this is basically turning into a diary of what I ate the night before, I must say that I’m super proud of what I cooked when I got home. I made myself a fatty fucking fatty salad and then had garlic bread and this pasta that I created. Cept I didn’t create it so much as throw a bunch of shit into it. Like broccoli and chicken and some crazy cheese that Paul bought. I added garlic and butter (low fat shit of course!) and after it was all done, I baked it up. It was unbelievably good. When I woke up at 3am to take a piss, I stopped by the fridge to have another bite. Pretty sick thing to do considering that I brushed my teeth and used my whitening strips before bed. But I just couldn’t resist!
I haven’t seen Paul since Tuesday afternoon when he left for work. He comes home and gets into bed after I’ve already gone to sleep, so the only time I see his face is when my alarm goes off in the morning. This morning he immediately sat up and said “How ARE you?” I grumbled something like “I’m good. I hate working.” He’s been working so much lately and I feel sorry for him. But mostly I feel sorry for myself cuz I have a zit on my back. What the F? Since when do I get zits on my hot back? I’m almost embarrassed. Considering that my ProActive regimen is working wonders for my face (Not ONE zit or pimple at all!), should I consider using it on my back? For some reason that makes me feel like a total scumbag. I mean, would P-Diddy use ProActive on his back? He’d probably just pour Cristal on it.
BTW…George Bush and all Republicans are ruining our country. (Love you Karol!)
When I was visiting my brother in Boston, he asked me a question that made me realize how immature I am with my drinking. He said “Other than vodka/Redbull, what is your favorite drink?” I replied “Does wine count?” Brother McMullen says “No, hard liquor only.” I replied “Red Bull/Vodka is all I like.” He rolled his eyes and I realized that I’m a stupid asshole when it comes to drinking. Shouldn’t I be trying new things? Like bourbon or even a Jack and Coke?
I’m sure there are bigger problems that I could tackle in my life, but I think increasing my alcohol awareness is clearly most important.
OOOH! Guess who I saw on the street the other day? Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake!
No. No, I didn’t.
I’m sorry, but I’m still totally enraptured with Ciara. I’m totally gay for her. I want to be her or fuck her or something. I don’t really know. All I do know is that every time I see her adorable little face, I smile and start going Ooooh, OOOOOH. Cuz my name is Ciara for all you fly fellas. You understand.
Remember when I said that I wanted to volunteer at a local gay organization? Well, I’m too busy now trying to see people that I haven’t seen. So if you’re an organization that needs some volunteers, just give me a minute. I’m busy getting drunk with all my friends.
Gotta go buy a bagel. Be right back!
Ok, back! Remember when we were little and we used to write that in letters? We always felt as though we had to let the person receiving the letter know that we left to go shower or make a phone call or something. Why DID we do that? Kids are weird.
Anyway, I just got a bagel and a 32oz vitamin water. It’s as big as my skull. And for some reason, Vitamin Waters always make me have to piss my face off. This huge sucker is going to have me pissing out of my eyes, my nose, and my ass. My dick’s on a break!
Have a good weekend everyone!
Jerk one for me.
